New Fic: Not an Artifact, but It May as Well Be

[jackwabbit]

Not an Artifact, But It May as Well Be
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Rated: G
Category: Drabble. Gen. Myka.
Season: Steve is present.
Spoilers: General Series Knowledge.
Summary: Myka’s tired of the noise.
Note: Written for a random word prompt of: Warehouse.

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I drop it into the bag and nothing happens.

No sparks, no noise. Nothing.

I take it out and examine it. I thought surely it was an artifact.

I drop it into the bag again and get the same result: absolutely nothing happens.

I lift it out again by two fingers and glare at it. So, not an artifact, then.

You know what, though?

I don’t care.

It’s still going in the warehouse, because it still has the power to turn both Pete and somehow even Jinx into completely useless, yet incredibly loud, morons.

See you later, Call of Duty.