Fandom 5K Donor Fic: Polar Opposites

[jackwabbit]

Polar Opposites
Fandom: Being Human UK
Rated: G
Category: Drabble. Hal POV and focus, with a special guest.
Series: Pre-series.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: There are some things a man like Hal simply cannot abide.
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to the wonder that is Toby Whithouse, not me.
Note: This one was for @tangentiallyTJ, the smartass of the group.

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They wanted me to meet him.

Seems the lad has built up quite a name for himself.

And Ivan seems to like him, so I came along, more out of curiosity than anything else.

From what I’ve heard, I can see the appeal.

Or rather, I could.

But after meeting him, I’m so not interested.

For though I approve of the exploits (even if I suspect they are exaggerated for his maker’s benefit), I cannot abide the man.

He’s charming enough, but that’s not what bothers me.

No, John Mitchell is far too much of a slob for my tastes.