New Fic: Parental Punishment

[jackwabbit]

Parental Punishment
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: G
Category: Drabble. Gen. Janet POV.
Season: Early.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Kid’s plays are often torture for their parents. This one is no exception.
Note: Written for the 2012 Ancient Obsessions Advent Prompt: Cattle. (Somewhat of a holiday fic.)

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Why did it have to be cows?

Of all the animals in the manger, why did this director have to pick cows as his chorus?

I mean, Cassie is playing one of those cows, so I want to be here, but it’s killing me.

And no, not the music, though it’s not Mozart. Something else is torturing me.

It wouldn’t be so bad if they were sheep. Or donkeys. Or camels. Whatever. Just not cows.

Because I’m starving.

And I don’t like mutton and eating donkeys and camels seems wrong, but I’d kill for a good steak right about now.