New Fic: Alternate Lyrics
Dec. 9th, 2011 01:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jackwabbitAlternate Lyrics
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: G
Category: Double Drabble. Humor, Cassie POV.
Season: One.
Spoilers: Singularity.
Summary: Cassie’s not buying the whole Santa bit, and she has her reasons.
Note: Written for the 2011 Ancient Obsessions December 7 Advent Prompt: Reindeer.
xxx
These guys must think I’m stupid.
I mean, really.
I might be new to this planet, but I’m not this dumb.
They seriously expect me to believe that some fat guy in a red suit flies all around the world and delivers presents to everyone… in one night?
Yeah, right.
Even if I didn’t know a bit more about the realities of space and time travel than most kids my age, I’d have to call bogus on that one.
Still, it’s fun to listen to their arguments. They constantly try to convince me that this guy is real, but even though I never budge, they don’t stop.
And Uncle Jack is the worst.
Today, he even made me listen to songs all about this Saint Nick.
I think he thought that would make me believe him, but it only made his case weaker.
I can ignore the creepy factor of a guy on the roof, but when you throw in scientific inaccuracy?
Well, like I said, I know a bit more science than the average kid, and I just can’t take it.
Because seriously, there’s playing around and then there’s just plain nuts.
After all, reindeer don’t even have paws.*
xxx
*Pause and paws are very different things, you know. But they sure do sound alike. Ah, homonyms, how fun you are!
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: G
Category: Double Drabble. Humor, Cassie POV.
Season: One.
Spoilers: Singularity.
Summary: Cassie’s not buying the whole Santa bit, and she has her reasons.
Note: Written for the 2011 Ancient Obsessions December 7 Advent Prompt: Reindeer.
xxx
These guys must think I’m stupid.
I mean, really.
I might be new to this planet, but I’m not this dumb.
They seriously expect me to believe that some fat guy in a red suit flies all around the world and delivers presents to everyone… in one night?
Yeah, right.
Even if I didn’t know a bit more about the realities of space and time travel than most kids my age, I’d have to call bogus on that one.
Still, it’s fun to listen to their arguments. They constantly try to convince me that this guy is real, but even though I never budge, they don’t stop.
And Uncle Jack is the worst.
Today, he even made me listen to songs all about this Saint Nick.
I think he thought that would make me believe him, but it only made his case weaker.
I can ignore the creepy factor of a guy on the roof, but when you throw in scientific inaccuracy?
Well, like I said, I know a bit more science than the average kid, and I just can’t take it.
Because seriously, there’s playing around and then there’s just plain nuts.
After all, reindeer don’t even have paws.*
xxx
*Pause and paws are very different things, you know. But they sure do sound alike. Ah, homonyms, how fun you are!
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Date: Dec. 9th, 2011 01:10 pm (UTC)http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6587485/1/And_to_All_a_Goauld_Night
(I reread this today, in fact, to help with this one. Ha!)