It Is Very Bad To Steal Joe Boo's Rum...

The rum's gone, you say?  Well, can't have the crew not sharin...

Gotta keep up morale...

Keelhaul the drunkards!

I don't have a keel to haul you on, so...I'm just gonna steal from myself.

“I could shoot the lot of ya for insubordination, or I could join ya in a drink...and forget all about this little incident. Now, shootin’s fun, but it means cleanin’ up after, and I ain’t never much liked cleanin’, so I propose a whole lotta drinkin’ before I change my mind.”