Ok, Now This Is Just Phun...

[jackwabbit]

Calling anyone who has an inkling of who's been looking for his lost shaker of salt since 1977!

Just check out this link.  What a grand contest!

http://www.usaweekend.com/08_issues/080928/080928song-contest.html

My winner, of those posted in the article, is probably their winner:

A glass of perfection
Headed my direction
Givin' my mind a chance to be free
Head's still reelin'
Sunburn's still peelin'
Finding sand where sand shouldn't be
-- Jack Honey, Salem, Oregon


My ever-so-close runner-up:

I'm here on the cruise ship
Takin' my first sip
The cellphone rings, it's the boss's ID
No time for thinkin'
Just laughin' and drinkin'
And watchin' that phone as it sails out to sea
-- Roger Ferguson, Findlay, Ohio

LMAO!!!