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jackwabbit ([personal profile] jackwabbit) wrote2009-09-19 02:12 pm
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Mates! We Gots A Job To Do!

Argh! Avast, ye scurvy scalliwags! There be plunderin to do!

We'll be commandeerin this ship now, thank ye kindly!

I'd be stealin her my own self, but I can’t bring her into Tortuga all by me onesy, savvy? Join up!

[identity profile] lothithil.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh! This is just the thing for all those doubloons I've been saving up for a rainy day.

Um... how many pieces of eight go into $1,250,000?

[identity profile] jackwabbit.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It matter not! We takin that ship for our own!

[identity profile] cleothemuse.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Arr, I'd be glad to oblige ye! When are we commandeerin' 'er, an' what's me cut o' the booty when we start plunderin'?

[identity profile] jackwabbit.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to tell ye you'll get nothin and like it, ye scurvy wench!

But what kind of captain would I be if such a thing I did?

You'll be gettin yer room and board, plus two rations of rum per night and yer single share per ship, o'course, which ain't no sad seven.

[identity profile] ncb1.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Me river is ripe for plundering. It's been many a year since that scurvy dog Blackbeard was around these parts.
Edited 2009-09-19 20:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] jackwabbit.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ought not be sayin that so loudly round these parts today!

[identity profile] ncb1.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
There's much sympathy for those of the piratey persuasion in these waters. The skull and cross bones is a symbol of welcome and good cheer.


East Carolina University's mascot is a Pirate. The campus is 30 minutes from my house. Too bad they lost the grudge match with the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill (my alma mater)today. Many a mug of rum drowned sorrows in my community this afternoon.

[identity profile] jackwabbit.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
A friendly port in a storm, eh?

I'll be keepin that in mind, missy!
lolmac: (where's my cake?)

[personal profile] lolmac 2009-09-19 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm particularly imprssed that it includes six functional canons. I hate pirate ships with non-canonical equipment. I do wonder which canons, though . . . but if we don't like the 'ship, we can always throw one or more overboard and play matchmaker with the survivors!

[identity profile] jackwabbit.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Beth,

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

I love you.

That is all,
wabbit

[identity profile] lothithil.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I hate pirate ships with non-canonical equipment.

ROTFL! I mean... *groans*

hee hee hee!

[identity profile] lemonpiefirefly.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Waaaaaaaay.....