New Fic: Parental Punishment

Parental Punishment
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: G
Category: Drabble. Gen. Janet POV.
Season: Early.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Kid’s plays are often torture for their parents. This one is no exception.
Note: Written for the 2012 Ancient Obsessions Advent Prompt: Cattle. (Somewhat of a holiday fic.)

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A Rare Forward

Got this from a friend who never forwards me crap emails, and, well, yeah.

I see why this one was an exception to the rule.

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today...

START TODAY AND SEE IF IT WORKS FOR YOU

Dr Oz on TV said that to reach inner peace we should always finish
things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives during
the hectic Holiday season.  I looked around my house to find things
I'd started and hadn't finished, so I......

finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of
Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box
a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need
inner piss. An telum u luvum.

New Fic: Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: G
Category: Double Drabble. Gen. Daniel POV.
Season: Post-movie, but pre-series.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Even Daniel Jackson sometimes can’t quite get his brain (or his tongue) around words.
Note: Written for the 2012 Ancient Obsessions Advent Prompt: Beans. (Somewhat of a holiday fic.)

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