jackwabbit | New Fic: Curriculum Jocosum

Curriculum Jocosum
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rated: G
Category: Drabble. Gen. Daniel POV.
Season: Ten, I suppose.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Daniel’s CV is actually pretty funny, if you think about it.
Note: Written for the 2012 Ancient Obsessions Advent Prompt: Resume (as a noun). (Not a holiday fic.)

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Outside of the SGC, this would be a good practice. Keeping things current and all.

But as it stands?

It’s an exercise in futility.

Because if I ever leave the SGC, I’ll have a lot to explain.

After all, a ten-year gap in work experience looks awfully strange.

I suppose I’ll have some sort of false history provided for me if that ever happens.

So I know it’s asinine to keep up with this, but I can’t help it, and honestly, it’s worth it for laughs alone.

Because can you imagine the response if anyone actually saw my real resume?